Dry humor doesn't work well on the internet, sorry.
I guess my point was that XP includes a defrag tool that works just fine, if you cannot get your tool to work correctly via VNC then I suggest you use the built in one.
Vista has background defragmentation built into the OS. This matched with it's caching ability with SuperFetch just makes me wonder why people even like tools like "Smart Defrag".
The whole thing reminds me of those "RAM Boosting" programs back in the day.
Either way, sorry about being dry. Good luck getting your program working.